Thursday, September 19, 2013

Farewell! See you in 10 days

It's finally happening. I am going out of the country.  Not that I don't love me some 'Merica, but I have always wanted to see what happens outside of our patriotic bubble. I had to work very long hours and control some very powerful shopping habits to make it happen but here we are!

The beauty of this trip starts with a lovely dame named Hazel...also known as my grandmother. She was first generation American from a little country called Denmark. Many moons later, I would find another first generation American from Denmark, my Viking love, Johnny.  So off we go to retrace some family lineage and meet and visit with Johnny's family that is there today. I am most excited to meet Johnny's grandmother, MorMor as they call her. I have a fondness for the generations that came before us. Johnny has been to Denmark several times and I excited for him to show me around and mingle with "our people" the "Great Danes." He keeps talking about this hot dog sandwich thing...

Now to what I am nervous about...there is going to be a lot of time on a cramped airplane. My sleeping situation is a concern when I am cozy in my own bed...so how may I sleep on a flying piece of metal among strangers and without my cuddle buddy Harlow? I see red wine and benedryl in my future and lots of prayers that I just pass out.  This is also because I am TERRIFIED of airplane bathrooms!! I try to hold it on most flights, but this one may not afford me such luxuries. I have often had fears of my vagina falling off and being sucked into the crazy force of flush. Those tiny hell capsules are scary! Plus, hoovering is hard when unstable footing is an issue... 

All and all I am excited to go on this adventure. I have crammed my fashion forward style in a carry on suit case and a large purse. I planned and re planned every outfit about 6 times, but I think I have it right. Copenhagen is pretty fashionable so I hope I don't stand out too much unless it's for a good reason.

We will be visiting some very cool spots and celebrating my 32nd birthday in Denmark. We will see Tivoli, an amusement park that inspired Walt Disney to create Disney World and Disneyland! http://www.tivoli.dk/en/.  We will see where fairytale boss, Hans Christian Andersen lived and worked on such masterpieces as The Ugly Duckling, The Princess and the Pea, Thumbelina and The Little Mermaid. We will try new foods, see new sights and enjoy one another in a place that holds so much history for us individually and now as a couple.

Harlow is nervous too. She knows when the boxes on wheels come out, that she is going to be staying somewhere else for a little bit. She is pouting and super clingy.  We will be dropping her off with some great friends who also have a Boxer. Leaving her is always hard, but I am ready to embark on this adventure with an open mind, an excited spirit and hopefully an empty bladder! 

http://translate.google.com/?tl=da#auto/da/goodbye  Farvel!



Harlow


 

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  1. Forgive me for grammatical errors not caught by the spelling and grammar checker...hogwash!

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